"Sodomize the environment with the thick end of a baseball bat"

I finally got that essay back...I made a B on it. (All of the prior essays I'd written for that professor garnered a C+ at best.) He described the intro (where that quote came from) as provocative. He also said I needed to cut back on the sarcasm and tone down the essay.

Seems like this has been in a couple of LJs

Yiff me...or not?

(I already know of two who would/will say yes.)

(no subject)

Futile friction