This is what happens when people stop responding to my IMs.

(Irrelevant portions edited out, and the person's name altered to protect him.)

AethWolf: Still there? Did ninjas kidnap you?
AethWolf: *calls the anti-ninjas in* They should save you.
AethWolf: Are the anti-ninjas there yet?! Wait...if you've been kidnapped, you can't respond, right?
AethWolf: Damn you, anti-ninjas! You obviously aren't there yet, or, worse, you haven't saved him yet.
AethWolf: Do I have to send in the commandos to save him?
AethWolf: *sends in the commandos* They have orders to kill the anti-ninjas.
AethWolf: You anti-ninjas had better watch your sorry asses, these commandos are top-notch...I actually paid for their training.
AethWolf: Dammit, commandos! Xxxxx is your first priority, then you can kill the anti-ninjas.
AethWolf: You! Quit humping the corpses!
AethWolf: Dammit! I told you to stop using ninja-garb as fetish-wear!
AethWolf: I'm gonna send him http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Den/Adult/KarHos04.JPG after your ass if you don't stop humping each other in the corner!
AethWolf: Have you been liberated from the ninjas yet, Xxxxx?
AethWolf: Dammit, commandos! Look for him! Those ninjas can't have gone too far!