Aeth Wolf

I just got home from my graduation. I ended up not as nervous as I thought I would be walking across that stage. I was actually more nervous the moments before walking across than during. I graduated with honors. Prior to the graduation, I was effectively trapped in a room by a blockade of idiots. They quickly descended into a controlled chaos that involved destroying clothes-hangars. Had an emergency come up, everyone in the room would have perished.

These idiots said some interesting things:
In reference to the cap & gown: "Do I look pimp?"
I have no idea where this one came from: "Fire-crotch."
Not really an idiot quote, but from the program-deely: "After the band stops, Mr. Fine will say some senior comment."