Aeth Wolf

From halioffirpine:

1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
   
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
   
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
   
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
   
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

1 - Why do you believe there is no God?  (If this belief has changed, reformat the question accordingly.)
Partially because I don't see any reason for God to exist, and partially because I haven't heard any convincing proof.

2 - If you found mathematical proof that there was, instead of God, just a supreme Dog that created everything by accident, would you worship it? (Assume that it's a good dog.)
If I gained some benefit from worshipping this dog, yes.  Otherwise, it seems like a bit of a waste of time.

3 - Speaking of dogs, why are you a canine?  (Especially considering birds are much cuter...)
I don't know, actually.  The wolf chose me.  (Birds may be cute, but they make for better eating.)

4 - What would you do for a Klondike Bar?  (Assuming you're not allergic.  If so, reformat the question accordingly.)
Go to the store and buy one...or maybe beg.  Anything more is too much work for a Klondike Bar.

5 - Is it possible to ask a question without a disclaimer in parentheses? (Answer applies only to your interpretation and is not meant to reflect the views of LJ, its employees, or advertisers. Void where prohibited. Offer not valid in Rhea County 'cause they're all fascists, except the 3 gay ones.)
It is, assuming you resist the urge to add the disclaimer and/or parentheses.

Oldest British Shoe

Severed Canadian Goat Heads: Satan Not Involved

Taken from freakylynx

I want anyone and EVERYONE who reads this to post in here something they would like to do with me someday.

Then post this in your journal to find out what people want to do with you!