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I was over at my grandmother's house helping her re-arrange the furniture.  She kept asking my brother and I for help in deciding if the furniture looked good here or there and what-not.  My brother eventually brought up the Queer Eye guys and how we needed their help.  I was laughing on the inside and thinking, "Well...I'm not one of the Queer Eye guys...but I am queer."

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