Unfortunate timing

At work, a pair of panties was found on the front end. Apparently, I was the only one man enough to put on a glove and trash them. Bah, if only it weren't April 1.

Edited to add:
What are some good headphones for more general purpose (essentially: iPod) use? I like my Sony MDR-V150 headphones, but they're a bit bulky and goofy for using with something like an iPod. The cable's length is a bit bothersome, too.