Work

I might have that produce position. They're going to have me and a coworker both try for the position. I'm working produce next week, and he'll be there the next week. He has a leg up in that he knows a couple of the workers over there, so he'll seem more personable, but I have the better work ethic.

Maybe I'll just chain him to his bed and burn his house down.

(Yes, that's a joke. I don't need jailtime getting in the way of work.)