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aethwolfI thought I'd clarify who's who.
linuxboxandcablemodem: Myself
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bethtoney
waiwaiwario: a friend
linuxboxandcablemodem: I should go idle in Wal-Mart.
waiwaiwario: becuase i'd have to get up..walk 5 feet..open my door..walk 2 feet..unlock my front door..open it..open the storm door..then walk outside..and duck to avoid the large spiders..walk down the stairs..and make my way left slightly uphill then downhill..around 200 feet..before i get there
waiwaiwario: walmart idling is fun
linuxboxandcablemodem: I wanna idle in Wal-Mart at like 3am.
waiwaiwario: hey..kemo..lets all go to wal-mart..right now..and stand there
linuxboxandcablemodem: Why not go find the stoners and mess with their heads?
linuxboxandcablemodem: Or play with the toys?
waiwaiwario: we could go find those peopel at the coverd bridge and run the off..
waiwaiwario: then go to walmart..then iel..then play with toys
waiwaiwario: *people
waiwaiwario: *run them off
waiwaiwario: damn..typos
waiwaiwario: ..*idle
waiwaiwario: ..must correct every one
linuxboxandcablemodem: We could ride bikes in Wal-Mart at 3am.
waiwaiwario: yes we could
linuxboxandcablemodem: If they only had giant hamster balls...
waiwaiwario: alokim01 (2:46:39 AM): rogerrr, if you was a woman, I'd hump you
WaiWaiWario (2:47:03 AM): i'd hump me too
waiwaiwario: yeah..they need giant hamster balls..
linuxboxandcablemodem: We could streak through the covered bridge.
waiwaiwario: that we could
linuxboxandcablemodem: Think the cops would stop us?
waiwaiwario: no
waiwaiwario: they could try i suppose
linuxboxandcablemodem: What if we streaked through Wal-Mart on the bikes at 3am?
waiwaiwario: i don't know keith, what if we did?
linuxboxandcablemodem: Would the employees care?
waiwaiwario: hard to say
insanewickedlittlekemo: I'm up for idleing
insanewickedlittlekemo: we'll do that when i get my car, maybe.
linuxboxandcablemodem: We have to idle at odd hours.
insanewickedlittlekemo: yes.
waiwaiwario: we won't..you'll never get around to it =(
waiwaiwario: i say this hoping you'll prove me wrong
insanewickedlittlekemo: Me, Nicole, and Adam idled in Super Walmart at 11:00 pm
linuxboxandcablemodem: We could go rave at Wal-Mart.
insanewickedlittlekemo: Hey..I'd definetly do it.
insanewickedlittlekemo: My parents letting me go out is the problem.
linuxboxandcablemodem: 11 pm is not odd...I mean like right now.
waiwaiwario: oh
insanewickedlittlekemo: You'd had to have been there.
insanewickedlittlekemo: It was the Bristol Super Walmart, so it was odd indeed.
waiwaiwario: i rode in a trunk through elizabethton at 11pm once..that was odd
insanewickedlittlekemo: Their super walmart has less than our walmart
insanewickedlittlekemo: and seemed to be fashioned after the old Hills store. same layout and everything.
linuxboxandcablemodem: Once I get my car, I probably will go idle at Wal-Mart whenever I get the urge.
linuxboxandcablemodem: I could go get Roger...but I'd probably forget about him.
linuxboxandcablemodem: And leave him idling in Wal-Mart.
insanewickedlittlekemo: I'm up for anything that's fun, such as idling at Wal-Mart; my parents however..
insanewickedlittlekemo: I emailed the arwood lookalike
linuxboxandcablemodem: Did you call him an Arwood look-a-like in the message?
waiwaiwario: i was talking to my mom today..we were coming back from wal-mart..she said something about teaching me how to drive a stick..i said "well you said your clutch is screwd up..and the car dies a lot" and she said "shut up..my car works fine" and then the car died out in the middle of the road
linuxboxandcablemodem: Hee.
insanewickedlittlekemo: lmfao.
insanewickedlittlekemo: Adam was trying to teach me how to drive his stick.
linuxboxandcablemodem: *snickers*
insanewickedlittlekemo: Wait....you can take that two ways
insanewickedlittlekemo: both of which are true, but I was only meaning one of them.....
linuxboxandcablemodem: I need to learn to drive stick.
insanewickedlittlekemo: so nm.
insanewickedlittlekemo: See what happens when my brain dies at 3 am?
waiwaiwario: i suppose
insanewickedlittlekemo: So......*tries to get over the embarrasing comment*
linuxboxandcablemodem: Knowing me, I'll wander off into some sort of backwoods Deliverance-style area at 3 am.
linuxboxandcablemodem: And my car will die right in the middle of it.
waiwaiwario: there's hookers that hang around big lots at around this time
linuxboxandcablemodem: Let's go.
insanewickedlittlekemo: Ever talk to one of them?
waiwaiwario: keith could go kill them and take their money
waiwaiwario: no
insanewickedlittlekemo: Where's the fun in that?
waiwaiwario: i keep my distance
linuxboxandcablemodem: I could go rape them, kill them, and take their money.
insanewickedlittlekemo: how about just rape them and take their money?
waiwaiwario: becuase i know one of them would come up to me and go "hey little girl..looking for a good time?" in a mans voice
insanewickedlittlekemo: x.x
insanewickedlittlekemo: we need more quiz thingys
linuxboxandcablemodem: Why not take their money and then use it to pay for sex with them?
insanewickedlittlekemo: there ya go.
waiwaiwario: but i don;t want to get the std status effect
linuxboxandcablemodem: Or, take their money and charge them for sex.
insanewickedlittlekemo: good point.
waiwaiwario: i'd be stuck within their whora
linuxboxandcablemodem: We could go flirt with the hookers.
insanewickedlittlekemo: Take me with you for the sheer fact I want to watch whatever you two get yourselves into.
waiwaiwario: kemo should come too
insanewickedlittlekemo: It's agreed then.
waiwaiwario: you don;t have to worry about me..it's keith youhave to worry about
linuxboxandcablemodem: Why me?
waiwaiwario: you;re the one that wants to have sex with them..i just want to beat them and steal their money
waiwaiwario: for being whores
insanewickedlittlekemo: I just wanna watch.
linuxboxandcablemodem: Kemo likes to watch.
insanewickedlittlekemo: *chuckles*
waiwaiwario: as she should
linuxboxandcablemodem: We could go find Johnson City whores.
linuxboxandcablemodem: Or, gay whores.
waiwaiwario: they can cast std3..i don't know about that..
insanewickedlittlekemo: ewww...
linuxboxandcablemodem: We could go idle on train tracks.
linuxboxandcablemodem: Or get whores to idle on train tracks.
waiwaiwario: yes
waiwaiwario: we could
waiwaiwario: we could have idled on the train card..but they moved those..
waiwaiwario: *cars
linuxboxandcablemodem: We could idle on street corners dressed as hookers.
waiwaiwario: or piss of the gaurd in the little booth at the alcoa place
waiwaiwario: it's around 500 feet from here..i can do this eaily
waiwaiwario: *easily
waiwaiwario: ..he has a shiny car
waiwaiwario: i want to make it less shiny
linuxboxandcablemodem: We could un-shiny it.
linuxboxandcablemodem: With feces.
waiwaiwario: that we could
waiwaiwario: ..i suppose
linuxboxandcablemodem: Your feces.
waiwaiwario: how about no
waiwaiwario: they could trace it back to me
linuxboxandcablemodem: We could let Jamie give it a wax job.
insanewickedlittlekemo: x.x
waiwaiwario: that works
linuxboxandcablemodem: We could idle in front of closed stores.
waiwaiwario: i suppose
waiwaiwario: so which are we gonna do?
insanewickedlittlekemo: Probably idle in walmart.
linuxboxandcablemodem: We could do all of that over a period of a few months.
waiwaiwario: alright
linuxboxandcablemodem: I vote we don't let Jamie give that wax job.
waiwaiwario: alright
linuxboxandcablemodem: It sounds too much like a strange bukkake car fetish.
waiwaiwario: yep
linuxboxandcablemodem: I say we go pester hookers first.
insanewickedlittlekemo: I like that idea.
insanewickedlittlekemo: I want to see if any of them hits on me.
waiwaiwario: alright..how soon can you both get to big lots..
linuxboxandcablemodem: I want hordes of them to hit on me...I could at least say that hookers find me attractive.
insanewickedlittlekemo: Someone will have to pick me up
linuxboxandcablemodem: I could probably be there fairly soon, but I don't feel like walking.
insanewickedlittlekemo: My father has the key to my car, and i think it's almost out of gas anyways.
linuxboxandcablemodem: That's the only reason I haven't gone to bed yet.
waiwaiwario: if he didn't have the keys i'd have paid for gas
insanewickedlittlekemo: I don't think I have enough gas to make it down there though.
insanewickedlittlekemo: that..and I also got to have my tags renewed x.x
insanewickedlittlekemo: but who is going to notice at 3 am
waiwaiwario: nobody
insanewickedlittlekemo: exactly.
waiwaiwario: if you could get up enough speed..you could probably coast to big lots
waiwaiwario: unless you hit a red light
insanewickedlittlekemo: I could coast through them anyways.
linuxboxandcablemodem: I might be able to coast to Big Lots.
waiwaiwario: you probably could
linuxboxandcablemodem: I'd probably get bitched at when I got back.
waiwaiwario: probably
insanewickedlittlekemo: When I got back I'd probably end up without a car.
waiwaiwario: when i got back i'd probably end up getting somethign to eat
waiwaiwario: *something
linuxboxandcablemodem: Plus, I don't drive well when I'm fully awake, so I don't think I'd be any better when I'm half asleep.
insanewickedlittlekemo: I drive fine away, but not almost asleep. lol.
insanewickedlittlekemo: I'd probably end up sleeping in my car till morning.
insanewickedlittlekemo: awake*
waiwaiwario: if you didn;t want to go home you could sleep under my porch
linuxboxandcablemodem: We could get Roger drunk and let him talk to the whores.
insanewickedlittlekemo: Naaaaaaaaaa........................that's ok.
waiwaiwario: with the snakes and spiders..and jesus..jesus lives under my porch..or at least he sys he's jesus..i think it's just a homeless man with long hair
insanewickedlittlekemo: it is, trust me.
insanewickedlittlekemo: a homeless man
linuxboxandcablemodem: Can I have sex with Jesus?
insanewickedlittlekemo: and i'm not sleeping with homeless men
insanewickedlittlekemo: NO.
insanewickedlittlekemo: You can have sex with the homeless man, however.
waiwaiwario: he went out for the weekend though
linuxboxandcablemodem: He's Roger's Jesus, he gets the final answer.
waiwaiwario: i think i'm his jesus
linuxboxandcablemodem: Can I be your Jesus?
waiwaiwario: no
linuxboxandcablemodem: Why not?
waiwaiwario: i don't know
insanewickedlittlekemo: If Roger's Jesus thinks Roger is Jesus, and you want to have sex with Jesus; do you want to have sex with Roger?
waiwaiwario: you can be jesses jesus
linuxboxandcablemodem: One of these days, I'm gonna make myself really sleep-deprived, just to see what I'm like.
linuxboxandcablemodem: I want to have random sex with Roger's Jesus.
waiwaiwario: but i don't have a jesus
linuxboxandcablemodem: The guy under your porch is your Jesus.
waiwaiwario: no..i'm his jesus
insanewickedlittlekemo: No Roger is his Jesus.
linuxboxandcablemodem: He's like your pet Jesus.
insanewickedlittlekemo: No that's his sex slave if he wanted it.
waiwaiwario: but he's not jesus
waiwaiwario: he's not very cute..
insanewickedlittlekemo: who is cute then?
linuxboxandcablemodem: Am I cute?
waiwaiwario: i'm i'm going to have mansex it has to at least look like a woman
waiwaiwario: no
insanewickedlittlekemo: Am I? lol.
waiwaiwario: i suppose
insanewickedlittlekemo: oh...well...yayness then....*dances*
linuxboxandcablemodem: What if I wore a dress?
waiwaiwario: then you'd be a airy fat man in a dress
linuxboxandcablemodem: Would I be cute?
insanewickedlittlekemo: Oh I watched Dueling Drag Divas today.
waiwaiwario: ..one time i had a dream where david came in wearing a pink dress..
waiwaiwario: no you wouldn't
insanewickedlittlekemo: hahahahaha....
linuxboxandcablemodem: What if I had a sex change operation?
insanewickedlittlekemo: Would I be cute wearing a pink dress?
insanewickedlittlekemo: Keith..then....that made my brain die
waiwaiwario: i don't know..maybe you would be..maybe you wouldn't be
insanewickedlittlekemo: I think I have one pink dress...I'm not sure if I still have it or not.
waiwaiwario: lol
waiwaiwario: and keuth maybe you would be if you ha a sex operation
insanewickedlittlekemo: My black one still rules my wardrobe.
insanewickedlittlekemo: keuth?
waiwaiwario: oh
waiwaiwario: yes
insanewickedlittlekemo: I should call you Keuth.
waiwaiwario: keuth
insanewickedlittlekemo: Indeed.
insanewickedlittlekemo: Keuth it is.
waiwaiwario: call keith keuth?
insanewickedlittlekemo: Yep.
linuxboxandcablemodem: Myself
insanewickedlittlekemo:
bethtoneywaiwaiwario: a friend
linuxboxandcablemodem: I should go idle in Wal-Mart.
waiwaiwario: becuase i'd have to get up..walk 5 feet..open my door..walk 2 feet..unlock my front door..open it..open the storm door..then walk outside..and duck to avoid the large spiders..walk down the stairs..and make my way left slightly uphill then downhill..around 200 feet..before i get there
waiwaiwario: walmart idling is fun
linuxboxandcablemodem: I wanna idle in Wal-Mart at like 3am.
waiwaiwario: hey..kemo..lets all go to wal-mart..right now..and stand there
linuxboxandcablemodem: Why not go find the stoners and mess with their heads?
linuxboxandcablemodem: Or play with the toys?
waiwaiwario: we could go find those peopel at the coverd bridge and run the off..
waiwaiwario: then go to walmart..then iel..then play with toys
waiwaiwario: *people
waiwaiwario: *run them off
waiwaiwario: damn..typos
waiwaiwario: ..*idle
waiwaiwario: ..must correct every one
linuxboxandcablemodem: We could ride bikes in Wal-Mart at 3am.
waiwaiwario: yes we could
linuxboxandcablemodem: If they only had giant hamster balls...
waiwaiwario: alokim01 (2:46:39 AM): rogerrr, if you was a woman, I'd hump you
WaiWaiWario (2:47:03 AM): i'd hump me too
waiwaiwario: yeah..they need giant hamster balls..
linuxboxandcablemodem: We could streak through the covered bridge.
waiwaiwario: that we could
linuxboxandcablemodem: Think the cops would stop us?
waiwaiwario: no
waiwaiwario: they could try i suppose
linuxboxandcablemodem: What if we streaked through Wal-Mart on the bikes at 3am?
waiwaiwario: i don't know keith, what if we did?
linuxboxandcablemodem: Would the employees care?
waiwaiwario: hard to say
insanewickedlittlekemo: I'm up for idleing
insanewickedlittlekemo: we'll do that when i get my car, maybe.
linuxboxandcablemodem: We have to idle at odd hours.
insanewickedlittlekemo: yes.
waiwaiwario: we won't..you'll never get around to it =(
waiwaiwario: i say this hoping you'll prove me wrong
insanewickedlittlekemo: Me, Nicole, and Adam idled in Super Walmart at 11:00 pm
linuxboxandcablemodem: We could go rave at Wal-Mart.
insanewickedlittlekemo: Hey..I'd definetly do it.
insanewickedlittlekemo: My parents letting me go out is the problem.
linuxboxandcablemodem: 11 pm is not odd...I mean like right now.
waiwaiwario: oh
insanewickedlittlekemo: You'd had to have been there.
insanewickedlittlekemo: It was the Bristol Super Walmart, so it was odd indeed.
waiwaiwario: i rode in a trunk through elizabethton at 11pm once..that was odd
insanewickedlittlekemo: Their super walmart has less than our walmart
insanewickedlittlekemo: and seemed to be fashioned after the old Hills store. same layout and everything.
linuxboxandcablemodem: Once I get my car, I probably will go idle at Wal-Mart whenever I get the urge.
linuxboxandcablemodem: I could go get Roger...but I'd probably forget about him.
linuxboxandcablemodem: And leave him idling in Wal-Mart.
insanewickedlittlekemo: I'm up for anything that's fun, such as idling at Wal-Mart; my parents however..
insanewickedlittlekemo: I emailed the arwood lookalike
linuxboxandcablemodem: Did you call him an Arwood look-a-like in the message?
waiwaiwario: i was talking to my mom today..we were coming back from wal-mart..she said something about teaching me how to drive a stick..i said "well you said your clutch is screwd up..and the car dies a lot" and she said "shut up..my car works fine" and then the car died out in the middle of the road
linuxboxandcablemodem: Hee.
insanewickedlittlekemo: lmfao.
insanewickedlittlekemo: Adam was trying to teach me how to drive his stick.
linuxboxandcablemodem: *snickers*
insanewickedlittlekemo: Wait....you can take that two ways
insanewickedlittlekemo: both of which are true, but I was only meaning one of them.....
linuxboxandcablemodem: I need to learn to drive stick.
insanewickedlittlekemo: so nm.
insanewickedlittlekemo: See what happens when my brain dies at 3 am?
waiwaiwario: i suppose
insanewickedlittlekemo: So......*tries to get over the embarrasing comment*
linuxboxandcablemodem: Knowing me, I'll wander off into some sort of backwoods Deliverance-style area at 3 am.
linuxboxandcablemodem: And my car will die right in the middle of it.
waiwaiwario: there's hookers that hang around big lots at around this time
linuxboxandcablemodem: Let's go.
insanewickedlittlekemo: Ever talk to one of them?
waiwaiwario: keith could go kill them and take their money
waiwaiwario: no
insanewickedlittlekemo: Where's the fun in that?
waiwaiwario: i keep my distance
linuxboxandcablemodem: I could go rape them, kill them, and take their money.
insanewickedlittlekemo: how about just rape them and take their money?
waiwaiwario: becuase i know one of them would come up to me and go "hey little girl..looking for a good time?" in a mans voice
insanewickedlittlekemo: x.x
insanewickedlittlekemo: we need more quiz thingys
linuxboxandcablemodem: Why not take their money and then use it to pay for sex with them?
insanewickedlittlekemo: there ya go.
waiwaiwario: but i don;t want to get the std status effect
linuxboxandcablemodem: Or, take their money and charge them for sex.
insanewickedlittlekemo: good point.
waiwaiwario: i'd be stuck within their whora
linuxboxandcablemodem: We could go flirt with the hookers.
insanewickedlittlekemo: Take me with you for the sheer fact I want to watch whatever you two get yourselves into.
waiwaiwario: kemo should come too
insanewickedlittlekemo: It's agreed then.
waiwaiwario: you don;t have to worry about me..it's keith youhave to worry about
linuxboxandcablemodem: Why me?
waiwaiwario: you;re the one that wants to have sex with them..i just want to beat them and steal their money
waiwaiwario: for being whores
insanewickedlittlekemo: I just wanna watch.
linuxboxandcablemodem: Kemo likes to watch.
insanewickedlittlekemo: *chuckles*
waiwaiwario: as she should
linuxboxandcablemodem: We could go find Johnson City whores.
linuxboxandcablemodem: Or, gay whores.
waiwaiwario: they can cast std3..i don't know about that..
insanewickedlittlekemo: ewww...
linuxboxandcablemodem: We could go idle on train tracks.
linuxboxandcablemodem: Or get whores to idle on train tracks.
waiwaiwario: yes
waiwaiwario: we could
waiwaiwario: we could have idled on the train card..but they moved those..
waiwaiwario: *cars
linuxboxandcablemodem: We could idle on street corners dressed as hookers.
waiwaiwario: or piss of the gaurd in the little booth at the alcoa place
waiwaiwario: it's around 500 feet from here..i can do this eaily
waiwaiwario: *easily
waiwaiwario: ..he has a shiny car
waiwaiwario: i want to make it less shiny
linuxboxandcablemodem: We could un-shiny it.
linuxboxandcablemodem: With feces.
waiwaiwario: that we could
waiwaiwario: ..i suppose
linuxboxandcablemodem: Your feces.
waiwaiwario: how about no
waiwaiwario: they could trace it back to me
linuxboxandcablemodem: We could let Jamie give it a wax job.
insanewickedlittlekemo: x.x
waiwaiwario: that works
linuxboxandcablemodem: We could idle in front of closed stores.
waiwaiwario: i suppose
waiwaiwario: so which are we gonna do?
insanewickedlittlekemo: Probably idle in walmart.
linuxboxandcablemodem: We could do all of that over a period of a few months.
waiwaiwario: alright
linuxboxandcablemodem: I vote we don't let Jamie give that wax job.
waiwaiwario: alright
linuxboxandcablemodem: It sounds too much like a strange bukkake car fetish.
waiwaiwario: yep
linuxboxandcablemodem: I say we go pester hookers first.
insanewickedlittlekemo: I like that idea.
insanewickedlittlekemo: I want to see if any of them hits on me.
waiwaiwario: alright..how soon can you both get to big lots..
linuxboxandcablemodem: I want hordes of them to hit on me...I could at least say that hookers find me attractive.
insanewickedlittlekemo: Someone will have to pick me up
linuxboxandcablemodem: I could probably be there fairly soon, but I don't feel like walking.
insanewickedlittlekemo: My father has the key to my car, and i think it's almost out of gas anyways.
linuxboxandcablemodem: That's the only reason I haven't gone to bed yet.
waiwaiwario: if he didn't have the keys i'd have paid for gas
insanewickedlittlekemo: I don't think I have enough gas to make it down there though.
insanewickedlittlekemo: that..and I also got to have my tags renewed x.x
insanewickedlittlekemo: but who is going to notice at 3 am
waiwaiwario: nobody
insanewickedlittlekemo: exactly.
waiwaiwario: if you could get up enough speed..you could probably coast to big lots
waiwaiwario: unless you hit a red light
insanewickedlittlekemo: I could coast through them anyways.
linuxboxandcablemodem: I might be able to coast to Big Lots.
waiwaiwario: you probably could
linuxboxandcablemodem: I'd probably get bitched at when I got back.
waiwaiwario: probably
insanewickedlittlekemo: When I got back I'd probably end up without a car.
waiwaiwario: when i got back i'd probably end up getting somethign to eat
waiwaiwario: *something
linuxboxandcablemodem: Plus, I don't drive well when I'm fully awake, so I don't think I'd be any better when I'm half asleep.
insanewickedlittlekemo: I drive fine away, but not almost asleep. lol.
insanewickedlittlekemo: I'd probably end up sleeping in my car till morning.
insanewickedlittlekemo: awake*
waiwaiwario: if you didn;t want to go home you could sleep under my porch
linuxboxandcablemodem: We could get Roger drunk and let him talk to the whores.
insanewickedlittlekemo: Naaaaaaaaaa........................that's ok.
waiwaiwario: with the snakes and spiders..and jesus..jesus lives under my porch..or at least he sys he's jesus..i think it's just a homeless man with long hair
insanewickedlittlekemo: it is, trust me.
insanewickedlittlekemo: a homeless man
linuxboxandcablemodem: Can I have sex with Jesus?
insanewickedlittlekemo: and i'm not sleeping with homeless men
insanewickedlittlekemo: NO.
insanewickedlittlekemo: You can have sex with the homeless man, however.
waiwaiwario: he went out for the weekend though
linuxboxandcablemodem: He's Roger's Jesus, he gets the final answer.
waiwaiwario: i think i'm his jesus
linuxboxandcablemodem: Can I be your Jesus?
waiwaiwario: no
linuxboxandcablemodem: Why not?
waiwaiwario: i don't know
insanewickedlittlekemo: If Roger's Jesus thinks Roger is Jesus, and you want to have sex with Jesus; do you want to have sex with Roger?
waiwaiwario: you can be jesses jesus
linuxboxandcablemodem: One of these days, I'm gonna make myself really sleep-deprived, just to see what I'm like.
linuxboxandcablemodem: I want to have random sex with Roger's Jesus.
waiwaiwario: but i don't have a jesus
linuxboxandcablemodem: The guy under your porch is your Jesus.
waiwaiwario: no..i'm his jesus
insanewickedlittlekemo: No Roger is his Jesus.
linuxboxandcablemodem: He's like your pet Jesus.
insanewickedlittlekemo: No that's his sex slave if he wanted it.
waiwaiwario: but he's not jesus
waiwaiwario: he's not very cute..
insanewickedlittlekemo: who is cute then?
linuxboxandcablemodem: Am I cute?
waiwaiwario: i'm i'm going to have mansex it has to at least look like a woman
waiwaiwario: no
insanewickedlittlekemo: Am I? lol.
waiwaiwario: i suppose
insanewickedlittlekemo: oh...well...yayness then....*dances*
linuxboxandcablemodem: What if I wore a dress?
waiwaiwario: then you'd be a airy fat man in a dress
linuxboxandcablemodem: Would I be cute?
insanewickedlittlekemo: Oh I watched Dueling Drag Divas today.
waiwaiwario: ..one time i had a dream where david came in wearing a pink dress..
waiwaiwario: no you wouldn't
insanewickedlittlekemo: hahahahaha....
linuxboxandcablemodem: What if I had a sex change operation?
insanewickedlittlekemo: Would I be cute wearing a pink dress?
insanewickedlittlekemo: Keith..then....that made my brain die
waiwaiwario: i don't know..maybe you would be..maybe you wouldn't be
insanewickedlittlekemo: I think I have one pink dress...I'm not sure if I still have it or not.
waiwaiwario: lol
waiwaiwario: and keuth maybe you would be if you ha a sex operation
insanewickedlittlekemo: My black one still rules my wardrobe.
insanewickedlittlekemo: keuth?
waiwaiwario: oh
waiwaiwario: yes
insanewickedlittlekemo: I should call you Keuth.
waiwaiwario: keuth
insanewickedlittlekemo: Indeed.
insanewickedlittlekemo: Keuth it is.
waiwaiwario: call keith keuth?
insanewickedlittlekemo: Yep.
