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[aethwolf]

I was nearly killed twice by the same spider. The first time, it ran out from under my computer desk and came within millimeters of my foot. The little bastard is like 1.5 inches from the end of one leg to the other. The second time, I had captured it in a cardboard box in an attempt to photograph it to include with this post. I prodded it with an empty Hot Pockets box to move it from the corner it had put itself in. The little fuck took off running, up the side of the box, flung itself off the chair that was in front of me, and continued to race in my direction. I ended up stumbling over the garbage that I need to take up to the dumpster to flee the beast. I nearly had a heart attack. I recaptured the little fuck and took photos, but my camera is crap and doesn't show off the size of the beast properly. I'm also shaking too much to get a good shot.

As far as I know, the beast is still in the box in the living room. I may exterminate him later.